Chris Neill's Dirty Kitchen

http://chrisneillsdirtykitchen.wordpress.com/

I'm a stand-up comedian and sometimes chaotic cook. You can hear me on BBC Radio programmes quite often on shows like Just A Minute, Broadcasting House and MacAulay & Co where I jabber sixteen to the dozen and often try to get the subject onto food. When I'm not working as a comic, I'm equally happy transforming a pig’s head into a giant wobbling brawn, gutting cuttlefish, or not being able watch my soufflés (sometimes) triumphantly rise as the bulb in the oven has gone.
In 2008 I combined my enthusiasms by presenting a show at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe called Chris Neill's Got A Bun In The Oven where I told jokes about food and cooking (with some knob gags on the side) all the while preparing a variety of venison offal dishes for the audience to chow down on.

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Recent Posts Tagged With 'Going out to eat'

May 25

Evangelical Christianity, nail salons, tripe … and chocolate

Some nights I can’t wait to be over.  Trapped on a treadmill, my subconscious seems intent on churning out exhaustingly busy but yet extravagantly dull dreams.  One after another they come.  Last night, I dreamt I was in the humiliating pos (read full article)

bellenden road peckham, dreaming, george osborne, Going out to eat, Gordon Brown, melange chocolate, Paris, shopping, Things I have eaten

May 22

I.T.M.A.

Those of you heavily sedated, or possibly not remotely interested, may not have noticed that summer has arrived in London. But it has and I know this for several reasons. I awoke yesterday with thoughts of disdain for the solitary blanket left atop m (read full article)

brixton market, franco manca, Going out to eat, market row, rosie lovell, rosie's deli cafe, Things I have eaten, tom blythe, tunnock's tea cake

May 10

I don’t know how I crammed it all in

Hello. Fortified by a breakfast of bacon, eggs and plenty of bubble and squeak (frankly the only one I’ve ever made that seems quite right) I feel equipped to lift my face, shame scribbled all over it, above my blog’s parapet.  I know, I (read full article)

alabama hot pot, food bloggers, general election 2010, Going out to eat, lembit opik, the canton arms, Things I cook, toasted sandwiches, tom blythe, twitter

Feb 01

Just A Minute

Tonight at 6.30 on Radio 4 I’m on Just A Minute, sitting alongside Josie Lawrence, Paul Merton and Charles Collingwood.  On the night of the recording, I sometimes discover that Claire Jones, the producer, gives me a food-related subject.  As (read full article)

Charles Collingwood, Clement Freud, Going out to eat, Josie Lawrence, Just A Minute, Linda Smith, Nicholas Parsons, Paul Merton, Tony Hawks, Working

Jan 29

Fish and chips #1

Following the sage advice of the incomparable Ivy Bean I’m off for my Friday portions.   Nothing mucky, thank you very much; just a nice weighty (if I’m lucky) plate of fish and chips, a spoonful of sugar in the tea, plenty of tomato ke (read full article)

fish and chips, Going out to eat, Ivy Bean twitter

Dec 09

Fussy eaters #1

In my teens, as friends and I started venturing beyond our well-worn paths of London suburbia, on Saturdays we would visit places like Kensington, Knightsbridge and Chelsea, not so far away from home but alien and foreign places that seemed to occupy (read full article)

Andrew Edmunds, Broccoli, Chelsea Kitchen, Going out to eat, Kensington Market

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