Mastering the Art of Mad Cooking

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Musings from a Mad Housewife,
and some recipes, too.

Welcome to the Mad Housewife kitchen, your sanctuary from a mad, mad world. Enjoy a glass of wine, reflect on our mad musings, and try out one of our fabulous new recipes. Such a civilized way to unwind from the day.

Life can be simple and good.

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Aug 13

Fabulous Food Festivals - Crab Salad Rolls

I experienced my first food festival in Sienna, Italy when I was seventeen.  I had just arrived, jetlagged, and couldn’t understand a word anyone was saying to me, but my Italian host family insisted on dragging me to a party, repeating Spas (read full article)

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Jul 30

Dinner with a Cannibal - Bottom Round Roast with Portobello Mushrooms

Lying in a beach chair, a glass of Mad Housewife Chardonnay in hand, I opened Dinner with a Cannibal by Carole A. Travis-Henikoff, a gripping and surprisingly witty account of cannibalism through the ages.  I love a light summer beach read.� (read full article)

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Jul 16

Food Nostalgia for the Sixties – Cherry Sour Cream Coffee Cake

I thought to myself, Why not host a Mad Housewife Party to celebrate the premier of Mad Men's third season?  It starts on July 25th, so I have a couple of weeks to plan it.  I’ll invite guests to dress up in 60s fashion (read full article)

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Jul 02

Love at First Bite - Lamb Chops with Roasted Figs

If you don’t live in California or in the South, you may have never seen a fresh fig.  These delicate fruits have a shelf life of a day.  You can pick an under-ripe fig in the morning, and it will be perfectly ripe by dinnertime.  (read full article)

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Jun 25

Summer Traditions – Linguine with Scallops in Clam Sauce

Every small American town has its Fourth of July traditions—fireworks, parades, pie-eating contests, swimming, baseball, tennis.  Every small American town has its special Fourth of July foods—hamburgers (of course), hotdogs, cherry pies, (read full article)

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Jun 18

Hot, hot, hot – Gravlax and Wine Spritzers

As I walked the dogs this morning, an angry red ball of spite rose above the hazy horizon.  It was hot, hot and humid, way too hot for six-thirty A.M., so hot the dogs put their tails between their legs and wouldn’t budge, so hot my T-shirt (read full article)

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Jun 11

Tie One On - Lemon Ricotta Cream Puffs

Last night, I was just about to serve up my latest creation—mahi-mahi sautéed in garlic and ginger, with Caribbean rice—when I glanced down at the front of my T-shirt.  My culinary enthusiasm was evidenced all over my front: splatters of (read full article)

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Jun 04

Sex and the City – Moroccan Couscous

When I heard Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte were headed off to Abu Dhabi, I could hardly wait. I have to admit, I am a huge fan. I am also one of those people who didn’t know the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai, and had to l (read full article)

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May 28

BP and the Mad Housewife—Risotto with Shrimp and Carrots

I know the woman who gazes out at me from the Mad Housewife label is an actress, hired to wear an apron and dark-rimmed glasses, but I can’t help adding her to the pantheon of domestic goddesses in my imagination (make room, Julia).  Her ima (read full article)

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May 21

The Will to Power - Cheese Cones with Peas

According to the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, it is the very nature of man to always want to inflict his will upon others.  Every action toward another stems from a deep-down desire to bring that person under one's power.  Whet (read full article)

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May 14

Well Worth the Scratches – Wild Blackberry Cobbler

Back before kids spent their summers attending special camps for computer science and advanced calculus, or were whisked off to Africa by trying-to-make-an-effort fathers, before they were in such a hurry to grow up, plotting how to succeed in the w (read full article)

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May 07

Breakfast in Bed - Roquefort Timbales with Salad

Like most mothers, my mom was overworked and underappreciated.  She raised five children, worked part time, tried, with limited success, to keep my father in check, and, with even less success, to instill in her children, particularly in her r (read full article)

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Apr 30

Guests Who Cook – Cantonese Waiter Fish

One of the delights—and curses—of living in Paradise is the hordes of refugees who descend upon you from the north.  With two weeks of non-stop visitors, this Mad Housewife has been one busy girl—cooking, cleaning, washing sheets, making (read full article)

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Apr 23

Unexpected Guests – Oatmeal Breakfast Cookie

I know it isn't cool to brag about your own cooking, but I must be good because I have a fan club.  I've never seen or heard them, but I know they're there.  They leave presents.   Every morning when I open the front do (read full article)

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Apr 09

The Joy of Leftovers – Egg and Ham Breakfast Braid

After any holiday your refrigerator is probably packed with plastic containers stacked into little leaning towers of Pisa.  Leftovers!  There isn’t enough of any one thing for another meal, but there’s too much to toss.  What (read full article)

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Mar 26

A Word about Diets – Peach and Blueberry Crostata

Spring is here and every mad housewife in America is planning her By-Summer-I-Will-Get-Into-My-Bikini diet.  Even if we haven’t fit into a bikini in ten years, this is our aim.  It sits in our top bureau drawer, every morning staring u (read full article)

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Mar 19

Mad Men in the Kitchen - Paolo’s Short Ribs Braised in Mad Housewife Wine

I’m a bit of a tyrant in the kitchen.  I’m not proud of it, but I admit it freely.  When I spin around quickly to reach for the olive oil, I do not want to bump into anyone.  I am in the throes of creative inspiration, trying t (read full article)

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Mar 12

The Mad Housewife Mystique - Black Sesame-Crusted Mahi-Mahi

Have you ever noticed how every month Vanity Fair magazine has a famous quote on its cover in teeny tiny print?  You’ll miss it if you aren’t looking for it.  Is it a clue?  A message for some secret society?  It drives m (read full article)

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Mar 05

Kids in the Kitchen - Venice Beach Fettuccini

In early February, First Lady Michelle Obama announced what she called a "very ambitious" program to end the American plague of childhood obesity in a single generation.  Her campaign Let’s Move calls for four key initiatives: gett (read full article)

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Feb 26

The Soup that Keeps Giving - Cottage Pie with Grilled Corn and Red Pepper

When I heard the Soup Nazi was coming to town for a fundraiser, I got all excited—finally I would get to meet the man who makes the best soup in the world!  This is a cook who is serious about soup.  He will tolerate no jokes, no fooli (read full article)

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