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May 28

Coffee Toffee Cookies

A Joke Her 7-year-old grandson surprised this little grandmother one morning by making her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee she had ever had. When she got to the bottom of the cup there were three green army men in the bottom of (read full article)

bake no evil, coffee, coffee toffee cookies, cookies, Toffee

May 20

Grilled Chicken with Apple Jack BBQ Sauce and Red Skin Potatoes

A Joke As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block. All twelve of (read full article)

Apple Jack, bbq sauce, Chicken, grill no evil, Red Skin Potatoes

May 13

Cinnamon Rolls VS. Maple Pecan Rolls

A Joke F16 vs. C-130 A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep clim (read full article)

bake no evil, cinnamon rolls, Cinnamon Rolls VS. Maple Pecan Rolls, maple, Maple Pecan Rolls

Apr 29

Homemade Pizza

A Joke An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck (read full article)

bake no evil, dough, pizza, sauce

Apr 21

Chinese Restaurant Sweet Rolls

A Joke My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. Shortly after we were seated, the elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places. Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environmenta (read full article)

bake no evil, bread, Sweet rolls

Apr 08

Almond Lemon-Limeade

A Joke A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two. One summer he invited a Czechosl (read full article)

Almond Lemon-Limeade, drink no evil

Apr 02

Sesame Ginger Lime Tuna Steak

This is a great way to add some summer flavor to the grill. Served on a toasted sesame seed bun with a great beer (say, Bell’s Oberon) and some grilled asparagus and bell pepper. This is a little slice of heaven. I always use crystalliz (read full article)

grill no evil, Sesame Ginger Lime marinade, Sesame Ginger Lime Tuna Steak, Tuna Steak

Apr 01

Spaghetti O’s with Black Truffle and Sliced Franks

This nice earthy dish is an affordable way to celebrate Poisson d'Avril and welcome the birth of April. Spaghetti O’s with Black Truffle and Sliced Franks 2 14.75 ounce cans Campbell’s Spaghetti O’s with Sliced Franks 1 tbsp f (read full article)

fool no evil, Spaghetti O’s with Black Truffle and Sliced Franks

Mar 31

Shortcake with Vanilla Whipped Cream and Berries

Shortcake 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 cup cake flour 4 tsp baking powder 1 tsp kosher salt 1 / 2 cup sugar + extra for topping 2 tbsp shortening 2 tbsp unsalted butter + 1 for topping 1 cup heavy cream Preheat the oven to 450. In a (read full article)

bake no evil, berries, finish with no evil, Shortcake, Vanilla Whipped Cream

Mar 22

Homemade Pasta Dough

Homemade Pasta Dough 4 Cups Flour (500 Grams) 4 Eggs 1 Tsp Kosher Salt Measure the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl, make a hole in the center and drop the eggs into it. Using a fork, wisk the eggs slowly into the flour. If the dough (read full article)

bake no evil, Homemade Pasta Dough

Mar 16

Virgin Buffalo Wings

Virgin Buffalo Wings a.k.a. Grilled Celery8 Stalks of Celery2 Tbsp Olive Oil1 Tbsp Tabasco + additional to taste1/2 Tsp Kosher Salt1/4 Tsp Pepper2oz Crumbled Blue CheeseWash, trim and pat dry the celery. Add along with everything but the blue cheese (read full article)

grill no evil, Grilled Celery, Virgin Buffalo Wings

Jun 05

bake no evil - cashew butter cookies

1/4 cup honey 1/2 cup walnut oil 15 ounces roasted and unsalted cashews + 30 whole cashews for topping 3/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 and 1/2 cups white sugar 2 eggs 1 and 1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 p (read full article)

bake no evil, cashew butter cookies, cookies

May 19

start no evil – the original social networking site

Call me naïve, but I believe it. (read full article)

coleman, start no evil

May 05

fail no evil – cinco de mayo

My hard drive failed. Well, to be correct, it has been failing. I have been spending a good bit of time lately backing up and recovering data. This is when having a little bit of a background in computer forensics comes in handy. I should b (read full article)

cinco de mayo, Fail no evil

Apr 25

grill no evil – the weber grill

I was in Indianapolis over the weekend for my nieces christening and managed to sneak away to check out the Weber Grill. As I walked into the place I knew right away this is not going to be my fathers burnt burgers. Oh no. This is (read full article)

grill no evil, the weber grill

Apr 22

grow no evil – go green, thumb first

Think of what we could do if everyone did what he or she can, for just one day every year. Amazing, isn’t it. Today is Earth Day. Well, it is too bad that most people will not do a single thing different today. So it is going to be up to us to (read full article)

go green thumb first, grow no evil

Apr 15

finish with no evil - vanilla bean cheesecake

Vanilla Bean Cheesecake with Nilla Wafer Crust and Fresh Raspberry Sauce.True store…well, not really.But what was that smudge on his jacket, she wondered. It looks like cheesecake. But no, Harold loves my cheesecake. He would never eat just any hus (read full article)

finish with no evil

Apr 10

oops no evil - salt and sugar

There are two types of people who ride motor- cycles, those who have put their bike down and those who are going to. Regrettable, I think there is a similar saying for people who do some serious cooking. There are those who have mixed up sugar an (read full article)

oops no evil

Apr 05

grill no evil - grilled asparagus with cumin

grilled asparagus with cumin1 large bunch of Asparagus1/4 Tsp Crush Red Pepper Flakes and/or Cayenne pepper 1/4 Tsp (smoked is nice) Paprika 1 Tsp Ground Cumin3 Tbsp Olive oil Get your grill going. I like grilling over lump wood charcoal for this. (read full article)

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Apr 01

grill no evil – black pepper crusted bacon in oberon

A lot of people will say a lot of things symbolize the arrival of spring. The sighting of the American red breasted robin, some March jackass with the top down on his convertible and the heat on, an old man in shorts with legs that look (read full article)

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