Whole Foods Hummus....Sexy, Single & FREE!

Ehhh... I don't know if this qualifies as a post. Perhaps this is more of a "Hey-guess-what-I-did-today" ramble that I really want to share, but no one cares. So you'll be the ones to suffer.Due to the gap in my regular blogging, I can't quite rememb (read full article)

Appetizers, beans, snacks, vegetables

Wake up and smell the... carbs/liquor.

AMERICA. The land of freedom, baseball, apple pie, obesity, and the Drunken Brunch. I don't get it. Europeans have mastered the art of the siesta, and serve alcohol at McDonald's, but dismiss the Drunken Brunch. Well, they'll catch up soon enough, si (read full article)

Breakfast, brunch, cheese, drinks, eggs, lunch, Pork

Ya Down With A.D.D. (YEAH YOU KNOW ME)

So I meant to post this Friday, but then I got sidetracked. It's the story of my life. I have the attention span of my papito Dug from Up (see below).While, clinically, it's probably A.D.D.; personally, it's just that you're not interesting enough to (read full article)

Dinner, lunch, Pork, slow cooker, tailgating recipe

Fettucine. Linguine. Martini. Bikini.

If this post's title doesn't ring a bell, check out the video below:You're gonna love my nuts.(If you can't stand all 3 minutes and 16 seconds, begin the video at 3:09. You'll get the reference.)For those of you who actually have to get up for work i (read full article)

cheese, Dinner, fish, Pasta, sauce, vegetables

Empty Promises.

I promise to stop sucking at life, and bombard you with months of overdue recipes, like, ASAP. Expect lots of new posts starting Monday, March 29th. Or I give you full permission to kick my ass. (read full article)