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I'm not Martha Stuart, in case you had us confused.
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Ehhh... I don't know if this qualifies as a post. Perhaps this is more of a "Hey-guess-what-I-did-today" ramble that I really want to share, but no one cares. So you'll be the ones to suffer.Due to the gap in my regular blogging, I can't quite rememb (read full article)
AMERICA. The land of freedom, baseball, apple pie, obesity, and the Drunken Brunch. I don't get it. Europeans have mastered the art of the siesta, and serve alcohol at McDonald's, but dismiss the Drunken Brunch. Well, they'll catch up soon enough, si (read full article)
So I meant to post this Friday, but then I got sidetracked. It's the story of my life. I have the attention span of my papito Dug from Up (see below).While, clinically, it's probably A.D.D.; personally, it's just that you're not interesting enough to (read full article)
If this post's title doesn't ring a bell, check out the video below:You're gonna love my nuts.(If you can't stand all 3 minutes and 16 seconds, begin the video at 3:09. You'll get the reference.)For those of you who actually have to get up for work i (read full article)
I promise to stop sucking at life, and bombard you with months of overdue recipes, like, ASAP. Expect lots of new posts starting Monday, March 29th. Or I give you full permission to kick my ass. (read full article)
Really? That title prompted you to read today's recipe post? For those of you who had been reading my posts on Buffalo Sports Daily throughout the football season, I apologize. This post is a repeat. That's when you know you've made it big: your pos (read full article)
Seeing as I'm still being washed over by waves of esctasy from last night's game (Jets vs Chargers, 17-14. Holy shit.), it might seem like a strange time to deviate from my recent mass of tailgating recipes. But it's Monday. I mean, you can't eat chi (read full article)
Here is another overdue post that I have to revise, seeing that 2 months later, half of my rambling no longer applies. More work for me, I guess. And you know how I feel about work...Anyway, the Jets miraculously made it into the playoffs. (I do mean (read full article)
New Year’s Resolution #1: Blog more.Seriously, why have I been such a d-bag? Last post--December 10, 2009? W.T.F.No excuses. I won’t even try. But here’s a little recap info, since you missed me so much. (Seriously, how did you even get through (read full article)
They say that chicken soup is good for the soul. I’m sure that’s a load of crap, but as a Jets fan writing for the Buffalo Bills, my soul needed healing after we got our asses handed to us in Week 6. I guess my Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup really (read full article)
Being a holiday week and all, I thought I'd switch things up a bit. As the official Tailgate Blogger for Buffalo Sports Daily, I've been supplying you loyal readers tailgate recipes ever since the start of football season. However, any tailgating foo (read full article)
I still have a slight turkey hangover from Thanksgiving. I'll be adding a post on that shortly, but just keep that in mind while you read through this half-assed post.My plans for this beautiful Sunday? Watching the Jets take on the Panthers (which, (read full article)
So as you may recall from my last post, I lost the house I was supposed to be moving into, and then I lost my apartment. Lately, I've seen the back of more Uhaul trucks than...a truck-stop hooker who specializes in Uhaul trucks? Apparantly, I've lost (read full article)
I have so many excuses for delaying this blog post. Probably the biggest one is that I'm a lazy asshole. Because you don't want to hear them anyway, I'll list the rest of my excuses for you.A squirrel or something ate my cable line, and I lost both m (read full article)
A few weeks ago, my cousin Jude messaged me via Facebook chat to tell me about a "heavenly" meatball sub that he created. Listen, when you look this good in a skimpy little number like this, the secrets of your nourishment must be shared to the world (read full article)
As I mentioned about a week ago, the Unemployed Chef is making major moves. Moves that may actually earn me a real kitchen. With counter space. With cupboards. Hey, you fantasize about threesomes; I fantasize about cutting boards and spice racks. (read full article)
It's important to always have a meal you can whip up in 10 minutes or less, just in case guests show up unexpectedly.Lately, for me, that's been Mediterranean-Style Orzo. Also, I'm lying. I live in Staten Island. No one visits me.A month ago, however (read full article)
In my last post, I told you to sit and wait for my chili recipe. And you might just have to keep sitting and waiting (I like to play hard to get), because the Unemployed Chef is making some major moves. Although I set up shop originally in my hellhol (read full article)
Watching the Jets assassinate the Texans just feels sweeter over a giant bowl of chili and an ice cold beer...several ice cold beers.Or maybe it's just an excuse to pig out on fried chicken, ribs, dips, and anything you can put on a grill.But I'm sur (read full article)
Listen, I've been busy. Unemployment is a full-time job.But I'm never too busy to throw a dope recipe your way.The inspiration for this dish was Season 10, Episode 5 of The Office: "Moroccan Christmas." If you don't watch The Office, this will mean n (read full article)
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