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I'm not Martha Stuart, in case you had us confused.

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Recent Posts Tagged With 'Chicken'

Jan 11

Cereal, chicken, & several inappropriate references to "starfishes"...

Here is another overdue post that I have to revise, seeing that 2 months later, half of my rambling no longer applies. More work for me, I guess. And you know how I feel about work...Anyway, the Jets miraculously made it into the playoffs. (I do mean (read full article)

Appetizers, Chicken, sides, tailgating recipe

Dec 10

Chicken Noodle Soup...with a, um, Hot Toddy on the Side

They say that chicken soup is good for the soul. I’m sure that’s a load of crap, but as a Jets fan writing for the Buffalo Bills, my soul needed healing after we got our asses handed to us in Week 6. I guess my Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup really (read full article)

Appetizers, Chicken, Dinner, sides, Soup, tailgating recipe, vegetables

Oct 05

Up your butt, Jobu.

As I mentioned about a week ago, the Unemployed Chef is making major moves. Moves that may actually earn me a real kitchen. With counter space. With cupboards. Hey, you fantasize about threesomes; I fantasize about cutting boards and spice racks. (read full article)

Chicken, Dinner, tailgating recipe

Sep 14

Football season is finally here!

Watching the Jets assassinate the Texans just feels sweeter over a giant bowl of chili and an ice cold beer...several ice cold beers.Or maybe it's just an excuse to pig out on fried chicken, ribs, dips, and anything you can put on a grill.But I'm sur (read full article)

Appetizers, Chicken, tailgating recipe

Sep 03

Merry Moroccan Christmas to all my Ho Ho HOEZ!

Listen, I've been busy. Unemployment is a full-time job.But I'm never too busy to throw a dope recipe your way.The inspiration for this dish was Season 10, Episode 5 of The Office: "Moroccan Christmas." If you don't watch The Office, this will mean n (read full article)

Chicken, Dinner

Aug 06

Another meaningless post of my sarcastic & bitchy ramblings...with a few recipes thrown in

I believe two posts ago I told you "I'll be gracing you this week with a bunch of recipes." And then I gave you, what, one recipe? 8 days ago? COLD.I feel like lying on the couch (pantless, of course) and watching Top Chef Masters' repeats right now, (read full article)

Chicken, Dinner, fish, Pasta, salad

Jul 07

Because the Costco tomatoes are still fresh.

4th of July weekend. A weekend in the Poconos full of hamburgers, hotdogs, and... rice and beans. Not exactly all-American, but I never complain about delicious Puerto Rican food (and I gotz da recipe, so stay tuned).I returned Sunday night to my ugl (read full article)

Chicken, Dinner, fish

Jul 01

Because I really do have that much time on my hands.

Ahhh, the joys of finally finding a career you love. And by career, I mean... living off the government while I experiment with food all day. Allow me to introduce myself. I go by the name of Tess Tickle, the Unemployed Chef. After getting laid off o (read full article)

Chicken, Dinner, potatoes

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