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Recent Posts Tagged With 'Pasta'

Jul 11

Fettucine. Linguine. Martini. Bikini.

If this post's title doesn't ring a bell, check out the video below:You're gonna love my nuts.(If you can't stand all 3 minutes and 16 seconds, begin the video at 3:09. You'll get the reference.)For those of you who actually have to get up for work i (read full article)

cheese, Dinner, fish, Pasta, sauce, vegetables

Jan 18

PESTOvus for the Rest of Us

Seeing as I'm still being washed over by waves of esctasy from last night's game (Jets vs Chargers, 17-14. Holy shit.), it might seem like a strange time to deviate from my recent mass of tailgating recipes. But it's Monday. I mean, you can't eat chi (read full article)

Dinner, lunch, Pasta, pizza, sauce, snacks

Jan 11

Mac, Cheese, & Beer: A Harmonious Threesome

New Year’s Resolution #1: Blog more.Seriously, why have I been such a d-bag? Last post--December 10, 2009? W.T.F.No excuses. I won’t even try. But here’s a little recap info, since you missed me so much. (Seriously, how did you even get through (read full article)

cheese, Dinner, Pasta, sides, tailgating recipe

Oct 05

Victory is mine!

It's important to always have a meal you can whip up in 10 minutes or less, just in case guests show up unexpectedly.Lately, for me, that's been Mediterranean-Style Orzo. Also, I'm lying. I live in Staten Island. No one visits me.A month ago, however (read full article)

Dinner, Pasta, Rice

Aug 06

Another meaningless post of my sarcastic & bitchy ramblings...with a few recipes thrown in

I believe two posts ago I told you "I'll be gracing you this week with a bunch of recipes." And then I gave you, what, one recipe? 8 days ago? COLD.I feel like lying on the couch (pantless, of course) and watching Top Chef Masters' repeats right now, (read full article)

Chicken, Dinner, fish, Pasta, salad

Jul 22

DEATH to RAGU & PREGO!

I'm not even sure I should be blogging about this, because it's such a PASSIONATE and HEATED topic for me. Italian's are hot tempered as it is, but we boil over the topic of food. While I live in Staten Island now (properly dubbed as "Staten Italy"), (read full article)

Dinner, Pasta, sauce

Jul 02

Words of wisdom, from a practicing Pastafarian.

I don't think there's anything in the world I like more than pasta. Well, maybe cheese, but I don't make my own cheese. Yet. Maybe if I had a farm... Anyway, I'm getting off track. Back to pasta. Mmmmmm, pasta. My issue with pasta is that I can eat 3 (read full article)

Dinner, Pasta

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