Zombie Cooking

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Posted by dbowles • 10/09/09
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I didn't realize this place was for zombies only... because it sure is dead!

Life needs to be brought into this place, so here is my question.

Assuming zombies (cows, chickens, pigs ect) are edible, how would you cook one?

How to cook...?

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amybyrd21 (10/09/09)

Pigs the are taste no matter how you fix them. But I am a little bias due to I raise them and all.

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  dbowles (10/09/09)
  
  How do you know zombie pigs will taste the same?
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  amybyrd21 (10/09/09)
  
  I just am guessing. I would smoke it so it would taste good any way. Although hubby said it would be hard to roll it and light it on fire. lol
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  Anniepooh (10/09/09)
  
  Amy, LOL!
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  amybyrd21 (10/09/09)
  
  I was talking about smoking catfish this afternoon and that is what he told me. He made my son laugh. Hubby rolls his own cigs alot of the time.
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Anniepooh (10/09/09)

Doesn't everything just taste like chicken?

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  dbowles (10/09/09)
  
  but does zombie chicken taste different?
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  Anniepooh (10/09/09)
  
  Well, if Zombie chicken tastes different, then all zombie animals would taste like zombie chicken - or something like that.
  
  If they're really old, they might be tough - so I think they'd all head to the stew pot.
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  dbowles (10/09/09)
  
  Zombie chicken stew? Sounds delightful
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Anniepooh (10/09/09)

Hey, if you're here chatting - then we're getting *somewhere*, right?

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  dbowles (10/09/09)
  
  hmm... perhaps ;p
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Theresa111 (10/09/09)

I would have to toss them around with some pasta. Everything goes with noodles.

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  Anniepooh (10/09/09)
  
  Orzo....
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  dbowles (10/09/09)
  
  Brain on noodles?
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  Anniepooh (10/09/09)
  
  db, that's offal *chuckle*
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  Theresa111 (10/09/09)
  
  I made orzo last night and I didn't want to give the leftovers to Joe when he came in at 4AM but he really liked the dish. It's great that it doesn't take much time to make. DB you should try the orzo recipe. Cheap eats but so very delicious. I am hooked.
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Theresa111 (10/10/09)

I was wondering if you might have a recipe for Godzilla Stew?

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Theresa111 (10/10/09)

Do you think Alien gravy would go with the big G?

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  Anniepooh (10/11/09)
  
  I dunno - he screeches too loud. I wouldn't want to be the one to take him down! Besides, Godzilla is unbeatable.
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tonyb (10/11/09)

where are the great zombies when you need them?

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  dbowles (10/12/09)
  
  they can't type. Because they have no brains