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Strike Busting: This Week's Garden Report, mid-July 2010
The blooming schedule is totally out of whack now. Even the Shasta daisies are budding and looking to bloom in a week or so. They shouldn’t be starting till late august. There is without a doubt a conspiracy afoot out there. I think it could be som (read full article)
Harbingers of Genocide: This week's Garden Report, July 4th 2010
This weeks fight match up was totally unexpected. The daisies and some type of Sedum I acquired somewhere have been living side by side since the garden reorganization last spring. Apparently the unidentified Sedum was just waiting for its chance. Af (read full article)
Garden Fight Club: This Week's Garden Report, June 2010
Hammerdog found out why that tree in the back of my yard is called a Hawthorn not just a Haw. He found a branch that got knocked down and figured he was going to have himself a nice little chew. I have never heard a dog let out a scream like he let l (read full article)
Toad the Wet Sprocket: This Week's Garden Report, Late May 2010
The big news this week is the plague of toads. They showed up right after I installed the Hostas I got from Reber. They are everywhere! I hope this ain’t some kinda Biblical stuff going on. Typical, ya let in some religious refugees, ya try to be a (read full article)
Wei renmen fu wu: This week's Garden report - May 2010
This years Mayday parade was once again a huge bust. The plants just refuse to cooperate! Every year I get dressed up in my Dear Leader outfit, stand up on the edge of the deck and nothing, no parade! This year, no more mister nice-guy! Today I’m s (read full article)
Chipmunks are Terrorists- This Week's Garden Report, Apr 2010
The species cleansing of the garden seemed to be a success last fall. The chipmunk population appeared to have been completely relocated to Lippold Park. Now there have been new sightings. Worse yet they appear to have made an unholy alliance with th (read full article)
Crocus Explosion: This Week's Garden Report- Mar 2010
The glaciers have finally receded and about 20 metric tons of dog shit has been removed. It’s time to start the spring campaign. The spring started with a pleasant surprise when the Snow Crocus rose up in an overwhelming hoard and occupied the fr (read full article)
This Week's Garden Report- February 2010
Well it’s groundhog day. This being a low budget operation, we don’t have a groundhog. We do however have a ceramic garden turtle that just melted out of a snow bank. All he saw though the melting snow was the devastation caused by a high yield n (read full article)
Miracle in the garden: This Week's Garden Report, Summer 2009
The Honey locust tree that was cut down and ground out last fall has been sending up new shoots. I ran the lawn mower over ‘em as soon as I spotted ‘em. Within a week it grew back again! This time I went chemical on it. I figured good blast of Ro (read full article)
Meditations on Trampling: This Week's Garden Report, Early June 2009
Significant progress has been achieved this week in the garden. Exiling the Gang of Four Burning Bushes was a stroke of genius, the treacherous bastards had more Creeping Charlie hiding out under them than I could have possibly imagined. A deal was s (read full article)



